The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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