real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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