Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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