youre lurking in front of me
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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