Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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