But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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