I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
