I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just had sex bonerless
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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you traded sex for a burrito?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.