Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Do you have swine flu?

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

Pigs, yes. Swine, no.

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(210): View more from Texas

It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently

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(253): View more from Washington

You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.

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(845): View more from New York

you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage

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(905): View more from Ontario

If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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(516): View more from New York

Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(205): View more from Alabama

It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.

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