i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
