Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.

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(740): View more from Ohio

i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"

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(989): View more from Michigan

Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn

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(561): View more from Florida

Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.

(1-561): View more from Florida

How high are you?

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(847): View more from Illinois

He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.

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