If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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