Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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