What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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