He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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