no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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