Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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