Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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