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these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,

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(203): these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them, http://tfl.nu/bifo

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new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.

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(540): new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours. http://tfl.nu/tvzk

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When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics

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(201): When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics http://tfl.nu/in12

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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?

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(303): woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night? http://tfl.nu/lo5l

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New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics

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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder

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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?

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(607): New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics (1-607): That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder (1-607): Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in? http://tfl.nu/6ryu

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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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(612): Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't? http://tfl.nu/pb2r

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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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(608): your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places. http://tfl.nu/fel2

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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.

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(347): He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for. http://tfl.nu/v3jd

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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.

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(917): My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table. http://tfl.nu/qx0a

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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.

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(919): So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma. http://tfl.nu/it54

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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.

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(973): I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes. http://tfl.nu/85jv

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hungover and i feel like a burrito

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like eating one or like you are one?

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like i am one.

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(850): hungover and i feel like a burrito (1-850): like eating one or like you are one? (850): like i am one. http://tfl.nu/h242

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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...

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(214): I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex... http://tfl.nu/zoqe

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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.

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Why don't we hang out more often?

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(940): I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2. (1-940): Why don't we hang out more often? http://tfl.nu/7whw

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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.

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(780): When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend. http://tfl.nu/go1c

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