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(250): View more from British Columbia

I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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(250): I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman http://tfl.nu/ee4v

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I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker

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(509): I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker http://tfl.nu/fgze

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If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.

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Agreed

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(561): If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet. (1-561): Agreed http://tfl.nu/8njb

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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...

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(551): And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries... http://tfl.nu/h7d9

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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one

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(703): im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one http://tfl.nu/hfte

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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party

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(801): We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party http://tfl.nu/w1ty

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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault

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(541): We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault http://tfl.nu/ovjn

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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...

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(605): Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away... http://tfl.nu/4asr

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Are we going out tonight?

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My conscience says no but my vag says yes

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(920): Are we going out tonight? (414): My conscience says no but my vag says yes http://tfl.nu/5n9j

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved

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(+44): I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved http://tfl.nu/iajb

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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde

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(401): Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde http://tfl.nu/uiul

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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.

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(519): I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar. http://tfl.nu/vv54

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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.

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(814): I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless. http://tfl.nu/288b

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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.

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(407): You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding. http://tfl.nu/z49c

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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned

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(631): I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned http://tfl.nu/0lg2

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