now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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