Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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