Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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