Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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