Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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