I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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