I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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