So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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