So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If that was your dad, he is hot
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
