if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Letd wlk him
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Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Drunk
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I stole a fireplace last night.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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