I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Randomize
