dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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