operation harelip BJ is a go
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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