Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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