ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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