i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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