Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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