Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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