I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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