He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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