I CAN MOONWALK!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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