Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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