I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
