I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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