ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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