Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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