I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
