Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
P.S. I can't hear my feet
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I would fuck him just for his dog
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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