you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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