yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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