so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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