We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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