Just fell off a train. Bad.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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