Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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