i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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