Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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