Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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