He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You are the jesus of drinking
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
