He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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