i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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