So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
What a dumb baby whore.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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