she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
then he tried to convert me to islam
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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