This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
